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The Worst Things In Life Come Free To Us

Hey I'm Makenzie! I'm 20 and I live im Syracuse, New York. My snapchat is kenziebear213, hmu. Anything else just ask!


Dec 7th at 12PM / 31 notes
May not be front row and I️ may be going alone but I’m so blessed and excited I’ll be seeing her live 😭 @taylorswift

May not be front row and I️ may be going alone but I’m so blessed and excited I’ll be seeing her live 😭 @taylorswift


The fact that I’m actually going to see @taylorswift in concert is like a dream. I seriously just want to cry


instarbuckswithdan:

y’all obama just posted a biden meme


Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?

Nov 26th at 12AM / via: peashooter85 / op: peashooter85 / 69,760 notes

peashooter85:

Megan

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—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

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—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

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—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife


Nov 25th at 11PM / via: bob-belcher / op: taekenbysurprise / 303,072 notes

awkward-lee:

when a board game doesn’t have a start player rule

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getinmelanin011:

erisjade:

getinmelanin011:

throwbackblr:

The Lion King (2019)

Nah fuck, I’m not watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why you hatin?!?!? 😂😂😂😂

I can’t unsee this Eris!! It’s not “can you feel the love tonight?” it’s “surf board, surf board” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


leyla31:

Bich I’m lonely as fuk



Nov 25th at 10PM / via: coluring / op: shittyidea / 52,397 notes

shittyidea:

Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father” is too formal